Whoisanand

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January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
U....
R....
Always....
A HEADACHE to me!!!

During Marriage ceremony why? Are you made to sit on the horse?
You are?? Given? Your? Last chance to run away.

LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... Continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But don’t worry - we are chain smokers

True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
So when u need true love
Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Teacher: four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence....
Student: WOW!

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